A Novel Idea, That.

“Stories may well be lies, but they are good lies that say true things, and which can sometimes pay the rent.” ― Neil Gaiman

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17000dollars:

17000dollars:

i want the kind of funding that scientists in comic books have.  where are you getting this money?  do you publish papers or do you just turn people into giant lizards and call it a day?  do you have to get that shit peer reviewed?  who is paying for your research?  can you give me their email address 

i have googled ‘evil science grants’ and the results were not satisfying

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ninemoons42:

simple-country:

Winter Soldier Weapons
 Colt M4A1 Rifle M203 Grenade Launcher & EOtech XPS
 Vz.61 Skorpion
 Mk13 Grenade Launcher (not exist in RL)
 COP.357 Derringer
 Intratec TEC-38 
 SIG-Sauer P226R 
 40mm Grenade
 Milkor MGL Mk 1L
 Gerber Yari ll Tanto
 Benchmade SOCP 176BK
 Gerber Mark ll (Sheath:G.I. TANTO W/SECURE-EX SHEATH)
 Barrett M82M1

(I knew I’d seen one of those fucking grenade launchers before)

(you mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling)

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cgockel:

appropriately-inappropriate:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve used the “well, how do you know? Have you TRIED it?”

I’ve also used that “well, it’s not real sex, you know?”

The last one, I was at a party and this guy started getting aggro about me being gay. He gets on my nerves for the last time so I just lean in, and go, “you know, I just don’t know how straight people do it. I mean, it’s not REAL sex.” And the guy goes “What?!”

And I just go, “well yeah. In real sex, nobody has to fake coming.”

I’ve never seen someone shut their mouth so quickly in my life. It was like watching a mantis shrimp.

And I just go, “well yeah. In real sex, nobody has to fake coming.”

Ha, ha, ha! Reblogging for that comment!

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amuseoffyre:

peggylives:

Steve ‘did it hurt - a little’ Rogers

#/SCREAMS ABOUT HOW SKINNY!STEVE’S CHRONIC PAIN PROBABLY FUCKED UP HIS PERCEPTION OF PAIN FOR LIFE  #STEVE ROGERS ‘OKAY YEAH THAT’S UNPLEASANT’ WOULD PARALYSE ANYONE ELSE  #AND THAT’S NOT THE SERUM  #THAT’S SKINNY STEVE THROUGH AND THROUGH   (via beccabuchanans)

Don’t even start me on the fact he’s spent his whole life trying not to make a big deal of when he’s ill. He doesn’t want pity or sympathy. He doesn’t wanted to be treated like he’s weak. He doesn’t want to be looked down on because ‘he can’t take it’.

You only ever hear Steve Rogers scream once, and when he thinks people think he’s being weak, he stops and never screams again. Not unless you count the moment he sees Bucky fall to his death.

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