A Novel Idea, That.

“Stories may well be lies, but they are good lies that say true things, and which can sometimes pay the rent.” ― Neil Gaiman

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overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

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n-a-blue-box:

barnses:

let’s hear it for captain america

 (via punkrickgrimes)

"You turned my gentle friend into a weapon and I am less than thrilled about it"

(Source: billburroughs, via wiintersoldiier)

Filed under captain america bucky barnes i just rewatched captain america the other day and yes all his acting choices hurt me

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rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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wintersoldjer:

modern stucky au where bucky works in a sex shop and natasha takes steve in there with her one time, but he keeps coming back and buying random things just to see bucky even though it makes him really uncomfortable, until one day bucky has to ask, “do you really want that american flag patterned dildo?”

and steve sort of looks down at it, goes bright red, and says, “not really” and bucky asks, exasperatedly, “what do you want?” ”you to go out for coffee with me?” and to be perfectly honest, bucky would have said yes like seven purchases ago

(via winter-soldierss)

Filed under cap 2 stucky omfg i'm crying